Courtesy Call

Kyle looked at the entrance of the Deviant building, his eyes wide as he processed what had just happened. One minute he was lazily reading comic books and drinking on his whiskey and coke. The next he was thrown out of a tenth story window to the pavement below. To cut a long story short, he had been kicked out of the building because he had not paid his rent. Damn L.Fist and his art based currency system. Curse him to heck.

Slowly standing up, he brushed himself down, wincing as he had to pull a piece of glass from his leg. "Stupid simulated pain, I need to get a real body again." He cursed, gripping his fists in frustration of the problems that his robot body had caused. He couldn't grow nor feel anything real. It was a pain in the arse. And he wanted out.

Opening up a hologram interface that was produced from his arm, he began to search for a place to buy weapons. If L.Fist wanted to kick him out, he'd be left without a building. He let out an uncharacteristic laugh, very similar to the laugh of Mark Hamill as the Joker.

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L.Fist sat on the sofa in the main living area of the Deviant Building, not really doing much of anything. It was not long before he heard the faint sound of music coming from outside the building. He stood up and looked out of the window, to see Kyle hovering in mid-air, numerous rockets and torpedoes protruding from his body.

Kyle began a large barrage of missiles. L.Fist reacted fast, diving behind the sofa.

Kyle's fist impacted into L.Fist's face as he began a fist fight, following up with a high arching kick. L.Fist blocked the kick, and began to channel electricity into his arms. Sending a punch back, he connected with Kyle's mid-section, forcing the boy back. Crouching, Kyle was just able to see L.Fist send a devastating kick to his face, flinging Kyle into the side of the building.

Kyle slowly began to drag himself out of the building, pulling a sword from a harness from his back. Jumping forward, he sent several swipes at L.Fist, causing him to jump backwards. Taking another swipe, he was surprised when his blade was caught by L.Fist, who sent a torrent of electricity running through it. Kyle screamed as several of his systems shut down. L.Fist grabbed him and threw him out of the building and onto the roof of another.

Kyle slowly tried to get up, shaking as several sparks began to come out of his joints.

"Why did you do that kid!?" L.Fist shouted grabbing the boy by the shirt.

"You kicked me out asshole!" Was Kyle's reply, who blinked a few times before his eyes widened. L.Fist, turning around, saw that the building had been covered in holes, all of them shaping the building into a D and an A.

"Well, I suppose that could be counted as art… Alright kid, you can come back, and you can even have a new room." L.Fist said with an evil smirk.

Kyle was oblivious to his smirk. "A new room, awesome!"

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"… He is an asshole." Was all Kyle could say as he saw that his room consisted of about one tile of room, with a giant hole filling the rest of the space.